KYLE WAGNER -- A RADICAL LEFTIST ANTIFA CROSSDRESSER, WHO INCITED VIOLENCE, DOXXING & THREATENING LIVES OF ICE AGENTS -- IS NOW ON THE RUN. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT? SADLY, YES. IT MEANS THAT A LEFTIST ACTIVIST JUDGE WILL LET HIM GO IMMEDIATELY AFTER CAPTURE. WELL, OBVIOUSLY.
