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Bro was about to bottle flip his milk and then I said hi to our principle and he didn't. Da End

For context bottle flipping was banned after someone thew their metal bottle in the air and it hit someone

OHhh

Yeah. Not gonna get into any specifics about who and when but their was blood, stitches and a pair of angry parents when demanded compensation and therefore that was implemented

What is this murphy's law ahh story

No why is that so perfect of how to describe it lol. Ngl tho not the weirdest thing that has happened during lunch but still.

What was the weirdest?

To put it lightly we have more then one time where when dudes have to go relive themslevs they have to go with a staff member. Thank God this hasn't happened since 8th grade but DEAR LORD I was about to punish someone for deciding to rip the paper towel dispenser of the wall and into the toilet. So yeah...definitely the weirdest/most agonizing yet (In School)so yeah...

UM, WHAT THE F###???

Yeah no I agree with that statement infinite percent.

Actually come to think of it they did get transfered to a Catholic School to improve behavior and at least I have heard from them. Their Sibling still goes to our school but were not on good terms with each other so idk

There used to be fight club in my school's bathrooms, Like with actual betting, One kid got set to the hospital with a fractured Jaw after he accidentally hit the sink when going down :p

DANG!

This is not the only story I have

Go on lol

One person, as a senior prank, Hid Joe Biden Pokemon cards all over the building. Then there's the dozens of instances of weed use Before, after and during school. One kid keeps showing up with giant hickeys, about 12% of students have tattoos, THERE IS A BABY ONE STUDENT TAKES TO SCHOOL. They play poker in the lunch room (With Actual Money) THE SCHOOL NURSE HAS A PORTRAIT OF DANNY DEVITO IN HER OFFICE. The Principal has partied with The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Someone keeps hiding tiny plastic ducks everywhere, One kid was being picked on for being gay so She kissed another girl (Her Girlfriend) In the middle of the lunch room, I've walked in on people doing it in the bathrooms, AND ABOVE ALL ELSE SOMEONE WAS CROWD SURFING LAST PROM.

There are even more stories but Cheezus Crust,

Wowww

crazy

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