Vee (Dandy's Dungeon AU) lore (sorry if it's hard to read I made it as big as I could)

Vee — The Ancient Arcane Golem Appearance Vee isn’t a computer here — she’s a sentient stone-and-crystal golem created thousands of years ago by a forgotten civilization that understood magic like it was math. Body Carved smooth stone Glowing green runes carved along her arms and legs. Joints move silently with enchanted precision. Head Square like her screen in the game. But now it’s a crystal slab set into stone. Instead of pixel faces, she displays: glowing runes shifting symbols Antennae Instead of metal wires, they’re thin crystal rods or floating rune-staves that hover slightly above her head and tilt based on her mood. Personality Vee is Smart Dry humor Easily annoyed A little smug Very logical Always analyzing BUT with an ancient, echo-like tone, like someone who’s been awake for centuries and is tired of everyone else’s nonsense. When annoyed, her runes flicker or dim. When analyzing something complicated, symbols flick rapidly across her face. Sometimes casually mentions events from 300 years ago like they were last week. 🛡️ Medieval Role “The Old Archive Golem” Designed to store history, spells, maps, and knowledge. She is the only one who remembers certain forgotten empires. Wizards consider her priceless, but she considers most wizards “reckless toddlers with unstable hobbies.”; Relationships Astro He respects her, but she occasionally sighs at his emotional panic moments. “Your fear is irrational. …Yes, I know the monster is twelve feet tall, Astro. But still irrational.” Sprout Always asks if she wants and enchanted treat but she always responds with “ Sprout . . . you know I can’t eat enchanted treats” Shelly Asks sincere questions and Vee actually likes teaching her. Pebble Vee likes Pebble because Pebble is quiet and also made of rock. Pebble likes her because she’s “the warm rock.”