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AS HER NEXT AUTHORITARIAN EDICT UNTETHERED FROM ACTUAL LAW, KRISPI GNOME HAS DECLARED ALL CITIZENS IN ICE OCCUPIED CITIES MUST EXCHANGE THEIR SMART PHONES PHONES FOR GOVERNMENT ISSUED FLIP PHONES WITHOUT CAMERAS BUT WITH ROBUST LOCATION FEATURES. SHE SAID FILMING HAS BECOME A SIGNIFICANT HINDRANCE TO THE GOVERNMENT'S NARRATIVE AND NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY.
