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In a world full of monsters, we need to teach our children to be dangerous | 'Are you introducing young children to the occult?' said Madam Frout suspiciously. This sort of thing caused a lot of trouble with parents, she was well aware. 'Oh, yes.' 'What? Why?'; 'So that it doesn't come as a shock,' said Miss Susan calmly. 'But Mrs Robertson told me that her Emma was going round the house looking for monsters in the cupboards! And up until now she's always been afraid of them!'; 'Did she have a stick?' said Susan. 'She had her father's sword!' 'Good for her.'; Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time | image tagged in susan death's granddaughter,quotes,trump,predators | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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“You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What if she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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    'Are you introducing young children to the occult?' said Madam Frout suspiciously. This sort of thing caused a lot of trouble with parents, she was well aware. 'Oh, yes.' 'What? Why?'; 'So that it doesn't come as a shock,' said Miss Susan calmly. 'But Mrs Robertson told me that her Emma was going round the house looking for monsters in the cupboards! And up until now she's always been afraid of them!'; 'Did she have a stick?' said Susan. 'She had her father's sword!' 'Good for her.'; Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time