As a Californian I can confirm we're f**king disgusting and I blame the latterman [whatever it's called] act

Can confirm

funny how the subdivision density is reversed

As a North Carolinian, I can say that I do not wish I was Texas. If I was Texas, how would I fit in my house?

However since I now live in utah I have discovered where exactly the potatoes come from

The only flaw with this is that not everything is texas

as a Texan this is true

as a texan. i confirm