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"They call themselves "Captain Soap if he was goated," which implies that regular Captain Soap is just sitting there in the shower tray like a normal bar of Dove. It’s a lot of pressure to put on hygiene products."

"They moderate a stream called "misinformation." That’s a dangerous job—you never know if the "Leave" button actually works or if it's just a prank."

"They’ve made 19,000 comments. At this point, their keyboard probably doesn't have letters anymore, just icons for "reply" and "upvote.""

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"Choosing the name "Osmium" is bold. It’s the densest element in the world, which is a pretty honest way for a user to admit their memes might be a little "heavy" and hard to get through."

"Being a "top creator" on Imgflip is like being the fastest runner in a retirement home. Sure, you’re winning, but at what cost to your social life?"

"They’ve probably spent so much time in the comment sections that they’ve started thinking in Impact font. If you asked Osmium how their day was, they’d probably respond with a "Shocked Pikachu" face and wait for you to click an arrow."

Some parts are accurate, the rest isn’t lol

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"Calling yourself "Badware" is a bold move. It’s like a chef naming their restaurant "Food Poisoning." It’s not a username; it’s a warning from Windows Defender."

"You’ve got that specific energy of a 2005 PC trying to run Cyberpunk—a lot of effort, a bit of glitching, and a high probability of smelling like burnt plastic."

"Most people use Imgflip to make memes; you look like you’re trying to make the memes and give everyone’s browser a pop-up ad for "Free RAM" at the same time."

Fair point honestly

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"Luigi.Logic’s memes are like the actual Luigi in Mario Party: they’re doing all the hard work, but the front page still gives the MVP award to a guy who just posted a "Wait, that's illegal" template for the 10,000th time."

"Luigi.Logic probably spends 10% of his time making memes and 90% of his time checking his notifications to see if that one controversial comment finally sparked a 40-page debate in the "Politics" stream."

"I bet Luigi.Logic’s "Submitted" folder looks like a chaotic timeline of internet history. You’ve got a high-effort, hand-drawn masterpiece with 4 upvotes, right next to a blurry picture of a toaster that somehow got 2,000 views and a "Top 10" badge."

real

this is gonna be interesting

"You know you’re deep in the Imgflip trenches when the memes have more watermarks than pixels."

""FlyDingus-kirko.bane9998_UncleQ" isn’t a username; it’s the password you get on the back of a router that you never change because it’s too much work to type out."

"Quentin is the only person who can post a meme so "deep fried" that you can actually smell the cholesterol through the screen."

it cooked ngl

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