sams LOTR temp (thx v)

1 I shit my pants
2 you shit my pants
3 we shit my pants
4 A1 sauce shit my pants
5 sour hart shit my pants
6 we all shit my pants
7 quandale dingle shit my pants
8 surf cat shit my pants
9 we all shit my pants
10 you have a lot to live for gng

only you and I are allowed to shit ur pants.....(bc I say so) and ty

i pissed your pants too

1 you can eat good food when you're alive
2 you can evade taxes when you're alive
3 you can kill people when you're alive
4 you can kidnap kids when you're alive
5 you can scam grandmas when you're alive
6 you can play loud music at 4am when you're alive
7 you can leave shopping carts all over the parking lot when you're alive
8 you can nuke Venezuela when you're alive
9 you can wake up your family with a brass instrument early in the morning when you're alive
10 you can watch your friend get arrested on cp charges when you're alive

There, 10 reasons
Now cry

Also, 8 of those have happened to me btw

I'm crying bc those are reasonable reasons...also..I play a woodwind instrument..not brass

you venezuelan?

No, I live in usa

oh

fr

I shouldn't need reasons other than shit will get better

"It'll be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end"
My favorite f**king quote because its so go***amn true

1 you'll outlive jeffrey
2 there is a huge amount of musicians and bands you'd love but haven't listened to yet
3 there is a huge amount of movies and shows you'd love but haven't watched yet
4 your life might turn around for the better before you know it
5 because I said so
7 early deaths are dumb
8 I'm too young for you to die
9 your parents would be sad if you died
10 If you died I'd eat your corpse

The humble 6:

shit I forgot
6: because even ugly people live so why shouldn't you?

my parents are dead buddy...I'm in a foster home

sorry I didn't know 😔

it all good