Greenland doesn't want to be part of a 3rd world country

Greenland doesn't want to be part of the United States; Greenland has free healthcare; Greenland has free college; Greenland has very few gun deaths; Greenland doesn't have a pedophile/felon president; Greenland doesn't have a Republican Party; Greenland doesn't have a Gestapo killing citizens; Greenland doesn't have a MAGA cult