I can’t think of a good title

HEY ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀EVERY TO THE [[Underground]]
HOW WAS THE [[Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!]]
IF YOU WANT TO [[See The Sights]]
GIVE US YOUR [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

Lmao

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [[Hyperlink Blocked]

Deer cod

Lmao

Spammed to the bone

Dam

WELCOME, [CUSTOMER] , TO THE UNDERGROUND!! DID YOU [SLIP] AND FALL, OR DID YOU [[DIVE]] HEADFIRST INTO [SAVINGS]?!

(transalator used was https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/spamton-translator/)

That’d be a great parody