1 - I already don't care enough about people to tell them anything
2 - It's the other way around; my friends are good, I'm the one exposing them to corruption
3 - I do that already
4 - I do what brings the most efficient result with the least amount of work
5 - Controlling myself is easy, controlling others is more fun
6 - I'm pretty unreactive, even some of my teachers have said that they can never tell what emotions I have going on in my head
Hell yeah I'm mature
Or maybe just with a personality disorder or two