my therapist said i need to "work on maintaining eye contact"

I will sometimes purposefully keep direct eye contact just to make whoever I'm talking to feel uncomfortable because it's funny.

i was on a date once and i kept feeling like a f**king creep because he kept looking around and i just locked eyes with him the whole time

"Pathetic mortals"

you look like a homelss man trying to sell me sugar in a bag in an alleyway in detroit