are we fucking deadass

"""""the vape is already sold out worldwide"""""

Execute the whole brotherhood.

Blow up the Earth.

hold down reality's power button

Same thing almost happened when the life-sized vaporeon plushies came out

Tbh I would buy one if I had the money
But NOT for freaky purposes btw
Just to have it lol

(I’m talking about the life size vaporeon plush btw in case you were confused)

me too tbh

Chat it’s out of stock…
I bet that at least one person who bought one of these has actually modified it just to get freaky with it

i wouldn’t be surprised

There’s also life size plushies for the other eeveelutions (and eevee)

peak

ITS A PLUSH. A POKEMON PLUSH. GET A GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND, JUST GET OUT OF THE DATING POOL.

Except india

unfortunately it’s real

this is an actual product you can buy

End humanity. Now.

chat this CANNOT be real

i wish it wasnt

Stole last

sybau cringe newgen

Atleast I'm an old fan of fnaf

I'm born on the early 2010s

so was i dipshit