It's a dupable day in the neighborhood, it's a stupeful day to fear neighbors, one's already ours... yes, already ours.

“Because if we don't do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we're not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor.”; 54.19 miles (literally closer than Cuba); RUSSIA; ALASKA; If you believe that's why Dear Leader's saber-rattling over Greenland, I've got a bridge for sale --cheap.