YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WHO SAYS THIS:; "I run 4 miles everyday and benchpress twice as much as you! I'm just retaining water weight, that's all!"; SO WHY BELIEVE SOMEONE WHO SAYS THIS?:; "As a former barista, I'm obviously an expert on planetary climate patterns!"; "I make Sidney Sweeney jealous! I know all about menstruation too!"; OR THIS?:; OR EVEN THIS?:; "Tariffs are bad! But tax increases are fine. I can raise taxes 5,000% and you'll save money! I promise!"; PROBABLY THIS TOO?:; "White people are painting themselves black and commiting crimes in Chicago! There is no other explanation!"