Not as creepy as sniffing little girls hair as Uncle Joe had a fetish for. I think womens bodies are beautiful, when they aren't Rosie O' Donnell. I feel sorry for her underwear, I really do. I mean, if there is a hell for cotton that would have to be it. I'd bet normal sexual aids dont take the abuse either, and a new standard had to be created to give customers an idea of thier durability.
"This Titanium d**do is rated at 10,000 Rosies!! It takes the abuse and asks for more!! Where normal PVC and rubber toys disintegrate under the pressure from the toxic environment, this bad boy takes a licking and keeps on ticking!! It's rechargeable battery is solar powered, and it can be upgraded at any time with optional "package" attachments, it's a steal at $995.99 because it's the last toy you'll ever buy!!"
Rosie O' Donnell: "It puts a smile on MY face!!"