Idea for a love story: 2 pedophiles catfish each other and when they find out they’re both adults they’re still in love and then help each other with their condition and get help for their pedophilia together

(optional bad ending: child trafficking duo)

2 heads are better than one (also nugget in msmg sighting)

it’s low-key fun here again now that all the band kids left for the most part

What TheHugePig wants his victims to feel