I Know What I'm Going To Be Doing This Weekend !

This is rude and fatphobic.
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Love it

And that's why I post this stuff 😁

Time to call your boss.

But I'm retired !

Your wife then.

Seperated

Sorry mate.

I'm not

I'm drunk.

Congratulations ! 🍸

Dude ,....... Well I'm fcked too. Virgin no more (actually Virgin) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Replying to your last comment here:
Too much information !

It's enough information..... To get laid. :p

Sardine, I thought you were a woman this while time 💔😅

Always have been, always will be a bloke !

I LAUGH

I would be fun to hang around a bus stop waiting for a fat woman to sit down ! 😁

I have a joke: "We need to reconsider global warming, because I see more Whales in the streets"

Sadly, that is true

If the fat woman sits on the bus, she'll split it in half.

For the Attention of those who keep flagging this one:
Please look harder at the speech bubble - It say FCUKER
Also if the word BITCH offends you, then maybe you shouldn't be looking at Dark Humour