uhh...

“dude I f**king hate One from number lore”, a spiteful person said.
Little did they know, the embodiment of loyalty and wrath was right behind them.

Reft reference

shithead clanker

Pissass wireback

"I hope this is nice kitty" I say. I soon realized it was evil kitty, destroyer of worlds...

The balls harden as i say "Hhnnnnrrnngghh".

For they know I'm going to shit all over then.

I went into my apartment and saw a ghost

But I forgot who to call....

Everynight when I sleep, I always dream of everything that happens the next day when I wake up

However, tonight when I went to sleep, I had no dreams at all

Oh, okay that actually kinda scary

thanks :D

I needed A place to shitpost

So I joined msmg...

My pants were white.
Then they were brown.

grass. i didnt touch it.

freddy fivebear is coming

Said big fat grizzly bear in top hat

that's one sentence

close enough

har har har