EUROPE'S VERSION OF FAR LEFT U.S.A. POLITICO MEDIA OUTLET STATES THAT CHRISTMAS -- A HOLIDAY HATED BY LEFTISTS WORLDWIDE -- IS BEING 'STOLEN' BY THE SO-CALLED FAR RIGHT IN ORDER TO DEFY THE SECULAR LEFT. BUT HOW CAN THE RIGHT BE GUILTY OF STEALING SOMETHING THAT THE GENERALLY ATHEISTIC LEFT HAS REPEATEDLY URINATED ON AND TIRED TO BEAT TO DEATH WITH A MARXIST SHOVEL?