she dash on my lance till i

Aurora: ... EVILISH GET IN HERE EGGY'S TRYING TO GIVE DASHING LANCE A PU-

Evilish: I've been here the whole time I know what's going on

Aurora: ...

Evilish: ...

Aurora: so...

Evilish: Eggy, don't smash the mech.

Aurora: thank you.

f**k you

f**k you

im f**king the mech

Evilish:

Aurora: >:3

I can always find you somewhere else.
I could MAKE it. Memechat it to you, send you link in another stream. Block me? I'll make an alt. Quit Imgflip? I can sneak into the discord, DM it to you. Quit that too? I can find something else you use. If that doesn't work, ai can always send isn't straight to you. Remember a while back when I sent you that little IP thing as a joke? I could go back. It'd take a while. But I'd find it eventually. I could make it physical. Mail it to you. Don't check the mail? I can go on my own eventually, I'll tape it to your window. It would find it's way to you. One way or another.

Evilish: Jesus Christ eggy-

Aurora: ... At a certain point I wonder if it's even worth it to stop him, but then I remember my mom's in there (technically)

...

so I'm banging your mom essentially??

Aurora: ... yep-

uh

hope you like your new stepdad

Aurora: you're not my stepdad.

not yet

dw it's /j guys

Evilish: no. Not ever. Don't bang the mech.

Aurora: if you were a dad you'd leave to get the milk

I will

Also yeah probably you're a stupid little fictional critter of course I'd leave your ass

So is the mech

Yeah dude I'm banging it not marrying it
Step-dad bit was just that, a bit

This whole thing is an annoying bit -_-

Can't hear you over the clanking

Aurora: don't smash my mech dude.

I'm smashing your mech dude

Aurora: there will be exactly one clank, then you'll be a puddle on the ground.

Not if I come prepared

Aurora: how the hell do you prepare for a several ton steel giant bouncing on top of you

1. Who said they were topping
2. By rigging myself up to my own several ton steel giant

Aurora: ok first of all how is it NOT topping. Second, are you seriously gonna wire up a mech just to bang another mech?

1. Like I said, other mech

2. Yuh, I'll do all that fancy stuff to rig my mind up to the mech too

Axil (my oc who just appeared on this mortal plane this second): i can transfigure you eggy to be the same size as that mech over there :)

Don't barge into other people's RPs dude

Aurora: trust me buddy. You don't want the implants you'll need for that. Especially if it's for something this dumb. *She taps her enhancement unit*

Plus, dashing lance doesn't have the parts to do that and I am NOT letting you add them.

Axil: if eggy gets splat by something is his blood egg colored or is it egg that’s blood colored also dr evil ish i can barge into what ever i want (that state ment was still axil btw he was breaking the fourth wall plus i can do what ever i want so if I want to barge into an argument to settle it down I can do that not like I’ll be banned for barging into something that I wasn’t invited to in the comments)

jokes on you I can just make both of those happen because I am one of your gods and I can just do shit

WOW

PROGRESSS

I think I just barely have enough time to print the rest of it before we leave for a family gathering

There's three hours before we go, and the rest of the parts should take about two total

And I assume you've gotten the paints?

I have a couple from previous projects

Nice, can I show my paint collection?

Sure ig

Srry for bad lighting