THE AVERAGE MODERN HISTORIAN PASSED A FEW TESTS, IS A BAD SCIENTIST WITH AN OVERFULL STOMACH, LOOKS THROUGH ARCHIVES TRYING DESPERATELY TO PROVE THE HISTORICAL FIGURE THEY’RE RESEARCHING WAS SECRETLY GAY AND A WOMAN, COPIES AND PASTES WITHOUT CHECKING SOURCES, THEN WRITES A BOOK ON THEIR LAPTOP USING A.I. NEXT TO THEIR CAT. HOWEVER MODERN HISTORIANS DO FACE A SERIOUS RISK OF CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME; ANCIENT HISTORIAN; MODERN HISTORIAN; THE AVERAGE ANCIENT HISTORIAN LED TROOPS, TUTORED A PRINCE, GOVERNED A PROVINCE, ADVISED A KING, MADE A FORTUNE, WAS CONCERNED WITH EXPLAINING WHY HIS ARMY LOST, FELL FROM FAVOR, WAS EXILED, OWNED A DOG, AND BURIED 7 OF THEIR 10 CHILDREN.
