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"Conservative' "Christians" (Who Are Neither), Are Cowardly, Indolent People

"Conservative' "Christians" (Who Are Neither), Are Cowardly, Indolent People | Conservative Christians Are Cowardly, Indolent People 
Eager To Surrender Personal Responsibility To Grandiose Authority Figures 
Reminiscent Of Their All-Powerful, Punitive God; 
A Supreme Being Who Promises To "Make Everything All Right." 
The LAST Thing They Want To Hear Is That They Must Work Hard For Salvation.
Their Gospel Is "The Good News" That "God Will Take Out The Garbage For You." 
There No Need To Do Anything But Profess Your Unshakeable Faith 
In Jesus Christ As Your Lord And Savior | image tagged in conservative christians,conservative christianity,christian cowardice,christian indolence | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 2d
As if libs were worth listening to
3 ups, 2d
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And I mean every word
1 up, 1d,
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1 up, 22h
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Conservative Christians Are Cowardly, Indolent People Eager To Surrender Personal Responsibility To Grandiose Authority Figures Reminiscent Of Their All-Powerful, Punitive God; A Supreme Being Who Promises To "Make Everything All Right." The LAST Thing They Want To Hear Is That They Must Work Hard For Salvation. Their Gospel Is "The Good News" That "God Will Take Out The Garbage For You." There No Need To Do Anything But Profess Your Unshakeable Faith In Jesus Christ As Your Lord And Savior