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I fear you may believe you have caught an illness. We may only pray for the safety of your immune system.

(I don't know sorry)

Inject a tiny blue noseless, earless man with a mohawk, a white shirt, a cropped black jacket with brown sleeves, and black pants and shoes DIRECTLY into my bloodstream

I'm afraid we do not have that in stock 😔

What about a red and yellow robot that floats in the air and has a gun on their right arm instead of a hand

Uhhhh nope

worst feeling ever, worse than actually being sick

Frr