This made me laugh like a Donny John, ngl.

"In the end, government either serves the productive, patriotic, hardworking American citizen or it serves those who break the, laws, cheat the system and seek power and profit at the expense of our nation."; -convicted fraudster, lawbreaker, system cheat, power-thirsty, money- hungry, lazy byotch Donald J. Trump unironically calling out a roster of his own behaviors just before having a full- on pot-calling-the-kettle-black moment over recent allegations of fraud coming out of Minnesota.