Merry F*cking Christmas, Dark_humour Stream, And A Happy Motherf*cking Good Year.

singing this on Christmas day

And now, a hit single from Achmed The Dead Terrorist: "Jingle Bombs:"
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the US Military

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel up on my head

I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenient store night clerk

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I KEEL YOU!!!!!

My GF and I are going to see him live as our first date.

👍

Rusty Chevrolet next?

Maybe, but probably not in the Dark_humour stream.

Tbh, real.

dashing through the snow
on a rusty chevrolet

reminds me of the illegals in my yard song