Puthing around

i get to give everyone a second side effect

The side effect chosen for the user must do absolutely nothing and is a slight inconvenience

this side effect is nullified

That isn't a slight inconvenience, invalid

Loopholes:

i can make any country collapse

The country collapses in 10 years, if you die it no longer collapses and the entire police force will be after you

that would only be a problem to a 90 year old or a suicidal person imo like otherwise youll most likely live 10 years at least so just wait??

im also already dead if that happens

Why would you think the police wouldn't you know, execute them

infinite charisma

you begin to love halloween

so i’m just normal

You begin to hate Christmas

so i’m just normal

the ability to have no flaws ever

except for minesweeper

don’t play so that’s fine

You only have no flaws in minesweeper, nothing else (no you cannot make money from minesweper)

i felt like i meant “ever” as in “nothing i do is flawed in anything”

My superpower is protecting everyone’s superpowers from drawbacks

Eyy let’s go thank you so much twin

You’re welcome man

You only protect the user "everyone" from drawbacks

Eyy let’s go thanks goat

i get to choose my own drawback

i'll have diarrhea forever

Xray vision

you turn into your oc

Not a slight inconvenience, invalid

You see through literally EVERYTHING, meaning you literally cannot see

so basically blindness 😭

Yep

I will cause all of my side effects to turn into new ones

The side effects will turn into worse ones (and you can't change this side-effect)

but i can

Once again, it did something, disqualified

i give you a side effect: you no longer have jurisdiction over my side effects

Once again, does something, disqualified

That very nice of you

because im funny, the original side effect is now reversed

M'kay

(He didn't do anything)

Thats fine i guess

teleportation

a random part of your body doesn't teleport with you when you teleport (it gets detached and left at the spot you originally were)

“FUСK MY P**IS IS GONE!”

Or worse

*on the other side of the f**king planet* FUСK NOT MY SKULL

F**K MY HE-

you saw nothing

"F**k, I'll give you-"
Thats what you said

no one has to know

shh

My peenar is gone! :(

you start looking for a woman an must suck her boobs after you teleport

Not a slight inconvenience, invalid

i invalidated yours sorry

No you didn't

The humble loophole:

And what would you have loopholed to make it so you can just do any side effect? As saying "your side effect is nullified" doesn't do anything as it is more then a minor inconvenience

you never stated i couldn’t nullify other effects

"The side effect chosen for the user must do basically nothing and is a slight inconvenience" (reworded) well it does something

too late

Ok buddy, still it does something so invalid

it’s only a convenience if you teleport somewhere like paraguay

it’s inconvenient if you teleport somewhere like qatar

it’s also inconvenient everywhere because it’s kind of sexual harassment

Keyword: slight

Its way more then a slight inconvenience

welp off to hang myself!