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Alway read the fine print | ISLAM OFFERS TERRORIST 72 VIRGINS IN THE AFTERLIFE! WHAT THEY DON'T TELL THEM IS THE VIRGINS ARE 72 WELL HUNG GAY MALE TOPS | image tagged in islam,islamic terrorism,virgin,afterlife,terrorism,mass shooting | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One must question the foresight of offering a large quantity of inexperienced novices with no practical firsthand sexual knowledge.

If you truly wished to incentivize young men to throw their lives away for your whacko cause, you should offer something more practical; If you gave them porn stars rather than virgins, you could likely get by with half the number, and still have a significantly more sexually fulfilling afterlife.
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You do realize their entire culture revolves around female purity! You are thinking like a westerner! If you presented a true Islamic with a porn star they would behead her within seconds!
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They place such a high value on female virginity. Do they not realize that once you **** them, they won't be virgins anymore? What's the point, then? It makes no sense, but try explaining it to one.
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LOL you never studied Bonding neurochemistry! I suggest you look into vasopressin and oxytocin production in relation to long term bonding and the natural defense mechanisms our bodies have to keep us from falling in love with everyone! That is why modern relationships do not work. Women bond through orgasm and they can only bond with 4 men before their chances at a long term successful relationship falls to below 20%. Men do not bond thru sex we bond thru emotion!
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I'm not disagreeing with you, but I'm skeptical that any religion that would promise six dozen virgins as a reward in the afterlife actually gives two sh**s about 'falling in love' or 'bonding'.
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That is why decent respectable upstanding men do not want a woman that has been passed around like a joint at a frat party! We did the research and understand.
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If all I am seeking is physical sexual gratification, I would want a woman with some experience, and an understanding of male sexual response. I don't think that a blatantly misogynistic religion has a "decent, respectable, upstanding" bone in its collective body.
Having said all that, my point is that their afterlife model is counter-intuitive.
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Oh, I do not think they have an understanding as to why their beliefs are right. But also they have not been corrupted by the modern world. That is why they cling to those old world ideas and cling to them. They are right, but do not understand why! Stupid people can be right and still not know why!
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ISLAM OFFERS TERRORIST 72 VIRGINS IN THE AFTERLIFE! WHAT THEY DON'T TELL THEM IS THE VIRGINS ARE 72 WELL HUNG GAY MALE TOPS