they have overtaken the house.
I find bugs crawling out of the shower walls all the f**king time
I've woken up to roaches in my sheets
there was a wasp nest in my brother's room
a f**king centipede looking thing with fangs on its ass was under my phone when I went to grab it in the morning
the f**king fatass big black bees have free reign over the yard
spiders have claimed the area where I used to sculpt shit
mosquito hawks basically HAVE to be allowed in the kitchen or we'll be the shit being eaten at dinner
moths cover the f**king windows at night and we sometimes can't go outside without letting a shit ton inside
there was a f**king scorpion in the downstairs bathroom
I have every right to have the burning hatred for bugs that I posses
they f**king DESERVE it when I crush them with a meat mallet (shaped like mjolnir btw)
or when I shoot them in the f**king head (nerf gun or salt rifle)
or when I take their legs off before killing them
they need to f**king LEAVE
