Which are you? (Bottom right)

meanwhile that one guy who drink one cup of coffee and unlocks 100% of human potential.

me after one sip

How about the one who just eats the coffee beans and put hot water in their mouths?

(Ex: Shadow)

I'M A TYPE OF PERSON WHO DOESN'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE!!! JUST BY WAKING UP, I GET ENOUGH ENERGY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY!!!