susie army - #2

I [COMMITED] [[ARS0N]] on MY [[DUMPSTER]]! [HOT DEALS] on [DISASTER] Right Here! [EVERYTHING MUST GO]!

META WHY!??!?!?!

ask dedede about it

HE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT BEING POSSESSED

oh freak! uhhhh ok *stabs thing thats possessing him with spear*

(makes a dark fountain)

wait no-

WELL KIRBY KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS BETTER THAN I DO!!!

FINE I WILL!

GET OVER HERE!

i'm not going anywhere

then stay still!

(i'm too lazy to be doing these textboxes rn so imma comment normally) he only just manages to shove the tomato through his mask visor

*takes of mask and makes him eat it*

fine *stays still*

well that was easy!

*gives him a max tomato*

nonono don't you take off that mask-

wait no-

*Me and Kirby fight you and win, and then the thing that was possessing you goes away* (I mean, that's how it works with King De De De, so it should work here to right?)

no i will not get over here

then go over there

no

what?

Kirby suck the thing outta Meta Knight! *Kirby does exactly that*

*panicked screeching*

AHHHHHHHH

*kirby comes along* poyo!

kris: I love arson :D

kris: erm, Actually i am jesus
So im immune to arson
and now i will light all your drugs on fire
And take all ykur weed and smoke it all myself
I almost ate your cat
and ate all your cereal
Susie: Kris are you drunk

Me: kris has been drunk since he was 3
he'll be fine
after all
he's my own so-
*dark fountain noises)
me:...KRKS DID YOU JUST OPNE A DSRK FOUNATI-