Wtf are you washing your mouth with? Just buy one that tastes minty. Which is like 99.999999% of all mouthwash anyway.
Its because it's nice and minty I used to drink it. I thought it would wash my insides as well.
Don't act like you haven't done it as well. Literally everyone has. How tf was I supposed to know you were to supposed to drink mouthwash after you're finished with it.