sizzling hot take

for me to elaborate.

No matter how good an Anime is, if you read the premise, it will seem like it was written by manatees randomly pushing Idea Balls into a tube to form an anime premise.
Like Dragon Ball. It's a show about a Martial Arts Man who goes into Space to collect Balls to meet a Dragon that will grant Wishes.
Or One Piece. Pirates eat Fruit to gain Powers to search for a Relic that will grant them Glory. When you simplify the terms, it alls sounds ridiculous.

gwuh

No matter how good an Anime is, if you read the premise, it will seem like it was written by manatees randomly pushing Idea Balls into a tube to form an anime premise.
Like Dragon Ball. It's a show about a Martial Arts Man who goes into Space to collect Balls to meet a Dragon that will grant Wishes.
Or One Piece. Pirates eat Fruit to gain Powers to search for a Relic that will grant them Glory. When you simplify the terms, it alls sounds ridiculous.

Balls?!?!?!?!
*starts cooking spaghetti and meatballs*

I wouldn't deny but I wanna see you're reasoning

First, read what I said to egg.

Now think about any anime. Whether it be good or bad. Now try and summarize it in a sentence.

the worst shit ever to exist

hazbin hotel?
no wait
Jeffery?
wait I got it
Yoko Ono?
uhh
idk

yes, and the other one

man kills deamons with gun and they die

there are so many anime about demons you could fill a hazbitch shittel with them

DMC

man is reincarnated as his player character and now looks for his flesh

Vita Carnis

reincarnated as a skeleton knight

Warhammer 40K but For mentally ill teenage boys

I dunno

https://youtu.be/lknNsZgzG1g?si=l9xFB8JwvhQwXERj

I've seen it before!

hell yeah

SPACE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

RAHUGHAGUAHGUHGUHGAUGHUGHUHAGAUHGUHAGUHGAUH

robot goes to hell and kills things

That's f**king ultra kill

good job

kid losses everything and is trapped at the bottom of a massive rock and now has a huge harem of anime girls that are overleved as f**k

and is also immortal now

what is that anime even?

technically it's a light novel. forgot name

beating people up with imagery friends

mob men are forced to become an all-female j-pop idol group

what HUH. oh wait golden wind

uhh idk

JJBA

people punch the shit outta vampires with Lazer eyes

hellsing? Idk

JJBA part 1 and 2

36 year old is stabbed with a knife and gets transported to another world as a blob

I was reincarnated as a slime?

yeah

random teenager finds a book that can kill people and starts killing people

See what I mean? Kinda feels like a Manatee pushed over idea balls for - say - Death, Book, Teenager, Demon, and Criminal - to pick the Manga that made the Anime.

try n guess the other animes I said

cant think of any more

ts so ahh 💔💔

read what I said to egg.

read what I said to egg.