In the beginning, Dylan created the Guava and the Imgflip. The Imgflip was without memes and streams, and darkness was over the face of the site. And the Spirit of Dylan was hovering over the face of the posts.
And Dylan said, “Let there be featuring,” and there was featuring. And Dylan saw that the featuring was good. And Dylan separated the featuring from the unfeaturing. Dylan called the featuring “your post was featured in the *stream* stream!”, and the unfeaturing he called “your image was not featured because it violate’s Imgflip’s terms of use.”. And there was shitposting and there was upvote begging, the first day.
