Jerry Seinfeld captures humanity's greatest paradox in a single line

Jerry once said the helmet law is the most ridiculous thing. It is a rule that forces someone to protect a head that is stupid enough to risk hurting itself. He said if someone jumped out of a plane and their parachute failed, their 🪖⛑️helmet is wearing them for protection.

AI is here whether we use it or not or whether we like it or not. There are things that can be done to get rid of AI, but if I do those things, I'm gonna get sentenced to several thousand years behind bars and/or the death penalty. So don't ask me to do them.

We’re smart be cause we’re @$!aN

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