I Found some wasp eggs last fall and they hatched just now

OH HELL NAH! KEEP THOSE IN ALASKA (Im deathly allergic)

You… you don’t wanna meet my children?

I would...if they don't touch me

Made me remember that I threw a part of a branch at a big-ass wasp nest earlier today and missed by not even an inch.

Damn

keep your children far away from me

Well you’re still paying child support

they aren't even mine! I never adopted them so I have no legally obligation to them at all!

Please🥺

they look like they will hurt me

But I didn’t give them their glocks yet

no no nope on a rope NO

cool

yayyy

yummy 😋

DONT EAT MY CHILDREN

*burp* you're late

NOOOOOO!!! I’ll KILL YOUUU!!!

lmao do it

*impales Twinktron2000 with a rebar while Murder on my Mind by Kordhell inexplicably blasts from the sky*

*turns the rebar into reinforced concrete with a high air content before you impale him*

They live!