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Day 3 – Challenge: Team Parkour

The sun rises over the island. Mewo floats lazily above the parkour course, sipping his cosmic smoothie. “Good morning, losers. Today’s challenge: Team Parkour. Teamwork is key. Hold buttons, reveal more platforms, allow teammates to pass… or fall. Simple, right?”

He grins. “First team to finish… wins. Last team… faces elimination.”

Pre-Challenge Chaos

Ashley mutters quietly, glancing toward Nocturne, who is on Ritual Rulers:
“Yes… I will obey. Only you. Only now.”
(No one else notices her strange whispering.)

Blobie stumbles onto the BIG SHOTS team’s side, looking pale and shaking.

Cole: “Uh… who’s the new guy?”

Blobie: “I… I survived… other… things… I don’t want to…”

Parcelboy: “Heh, you’re fine… just hold a button or something.”

Spamton flails, holding a clipboard: “BIG SHOT STRATEGY! BUTTONS! BUTTONS! CLICK HERE! CLICK THERE! YES!!!”

Mercedes Benz revs its engine impatiently: “We don’t have time for panic. Just get on the platforms.”

IShowSpeed, now returned from the Boat of Losers via mysterious Mewo magic (because chaos), is screaming while sprinting in circles.

Adrian: “This is weak. Pathetic. Speed kills… let’s see who survives.”

Yoshi munches on a nearby bush. “Yoshi!”

Springtrap whispers ominously: “Those who fail… will regret it.”

Ritual Rulers Prep

Cassie: “Everyone, hold your buttons. Synchronized. Precision.”

Scrimblo: “I can try… maybe…”

Skrunkly: “BUTTONS! BUTTONS! LET’S GO!”

Jane Doe: “Fine, but I’m not holding for idiots.”

Ashley (thinking silently to Nocturne): “I do this for you…”

Sphinx: “We must think carefully. One misstep and chaos ensues.”

Noxor: “I can hack some platforms… maybe speed this up.”

Nocturne signs something obscure to Ashley, who nods imperceptibly.

Wembry trembles: “I… I don’t… I’m scared of… the buttons…”

Caring Individual: “Don’t worry, Wembry. We’ve got you.”

Parkour Challenge Begins

BIG SHOTS start first.

Spamton screams: “CLICK THE BUTTON! CLICK THE BUTTON! THIS IS A BIG SHOT MOVE!”

Blobie nervously presses a button, platform rises. “I… I think it’s… working…”

Cole: “JUST DO IT! I NEED CHICKEN STARS AFTER THIS!”

Mercedes Benz drives over a platform to hold it down while Steve jumps.

Steve: “Careful… physics… okay, we’re fine.”

Parcelboy: “I love this! Buttons! Boxes!”

Adrian just walks off a platform and lands perfectly. “Fools.”

Yoshi: “Yoshi!” (jumps happily, lands safely)

Springtrap smirks: “Their fear will betray them… if only they knew.”

Meanwhile, Ritual Rulers are more methodical:

Cassie gestures, revealing a platform: “Hold steady… Scrimblo, push!”

Scrimblo flails: “PUSH! I’M PUSHING!” (accidentally knocks down a platform)

Jane Doe groans: “Really? This is why we can’t have nice things.”

Ashley obeys Nocturne, subtly activating a hidden rune to help a platform rise even faster. (No one notices.)

Sphinx: “Careful… careful… we need precision.”

Wembry trembles on a button. “I… I think I’m doing it… maybe…”

Caring Individual: “You’re doing perfectly. We believe in you.”

Mid-Challenge Tension

Blobie hesitates before pressing a button. Cole shouts: “MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! CHICKEN STARS WAIT FOR NO ONE!”

Spamton: “BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT! BUTTONS! I SEE OPPORTUNITY!”

Mercedes Benz: revs to stabilize a moving platform.

On the Ritual Rulers’ side:

Ashley quietly whispers, “For Nocturne…” and presses a secret rune-activated button, letting Jane Doe safely cross a dangerous gap.

Scrimbly yells: “I FEEL POWER! WAIT… NO, I DON’T!” (falls on the platform but survives)

Cassie: “Keep going! Almost there!”

Nocturne silently gestures to Ashley again; she nods and manipulates the final platform to rise faster.

Challenge Finish

Ritual Rulers are the first to cross the final platform.

Cassie: “Yes! We did it!”

Sphinx: “Teamwork… optimal.”

Ashley smiles subtly, still thinking of Nocturne.

BIG SHOTS stumble near the end:

Blobie hesitates on the last button.

Spamton: “NO! BIG SHOT MOVE! FALL OFF?! NOOOOO!”

Cole: “I KNEW IT! MY CHICKEN STARS—” (falls, barely survives)

✅ Winning Team: Ritual Rulers
❌ Losing Team: BIG SHOTS

Post-Challenge Reactions

Blobie collapses, muttering: “I… I survived… again…”

Cole groans: “I just wanted chicken stars…”

Mercedes Benz revs sadly.

Spamton is sobbing: “BIG SHOT DEAL! NO! BIG SHOT!”

Steve sighs: “We tried… physics says… no.”

Adrian glares: “Weaklings…”

Ritual Rulers celebrate quietly and efficiently:

Cassie: “Great job, everyone. That was clean.”

Ashley smirks to herself, whispering to Nocturne: “Mission accomplished.”

Scrimbly is bouncing: “YAY! PLATFORMS!”

Next Step

Because BIG SHOTS lost, they must attend the Elimination Ceremony.

Mewo floats above, lazily swirling his smoothie:
“Looks like one of you… won’t be sticking around. Make it interesting. Or don’t. I don’t care. Boat of Losers awaits.”

wait where's day 2

i think this is basically it
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