Moving up in the world

Officer I'm just a pharmaceutical distirbutor.

(goes to US Border)

"Hey open up that bag you have"
"Ok"
"HEY THERES DRUGS IN HERE YOU DRUG DEALER"
"No sir, i'm a pharmaceutical distributor"
*gets thrown into the atlantic ocean*

Unlicensed pharmacist-RWJ

Ah yes Im totally and legally dealing drugs to people in need ah yes

Nice coat.