ask me EVIL questions

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Time for cwimes >=3

yes, it is time for various criminal activities and civil misdemeanors

Mwhahahaha
=3c

my favorite are major felonies that get people on death row

Noice!

holy mackarel!

have you ever killed someone in front of their family

no but i do have various tricky plans and schemes

like what

ok so what if I dressed up in a chicken outfit (to hide my identity) and robbed a bank (not with any normal firearm, no, with my EVIL freeze ray)

too nice, stab someone to death

why is and orange = 2 Plus a truck and a water melon left or right? [yes] [no]

did you know that the us governm

I HATE the United States government, i may be evil but i have STANDARDS

DUDE NO THEYRE LISTENING THEY CAPTURED MY ASS BEFORE I COULD FINISH THE COMMENJSMGN.KJD,F[PFOD;AKFOEPSAKF;SD.DFdpgosg.'kf/,lgr,ak.glvf,gkkafdevestoquot yaoi,;odjv.sr;id,jxge0rasipgjp9fokkgldoxfgi9ewokwur9k4wej8rk234870nyesuir33effffffffffffffffffffffff

why are you american

actually i'm from a fictitious central european country that totally isn't an allegory for russia

we need to kill you

jeepers

european? im sorry we have to kill you

why what did we do

so when you're evil does it get longer or shorter

Evil Bently does not care for sex, he simply wishes to commit various criminal offenses for personal gain

how evil am i, on a scale of 1 to 10

come on man it's literally in your name.

9 out of 10 EVIL points

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