Sometimes I am surprised that their heads don't explode from the double-thinking they have to do in order to embrace their toxic ideology, insane politics, and neurotic lifestyles.
Dem Party Socialists know what to do with guns. "Dear conservative . . . while we have you standing against that 'power to the people' graffiti covered wall have a complimentary final herbal cigarette and this designer scarf for a blind fold."
NPR REPORTS THAT LIBERALS ARE NOW PURCHASING FIREARMS AT UNPRECEDENTED RATES, CITING THE VERY FEARS THEY ONCE DISMISSED ABOUT GOVERNMENT OVERREACH, POLITICAL INTIMIDATION, AND THE POSSIBILITY OF UNREST. BUT OF COURSE THEY WILL STILL CLAIM TO HATE THE NRA AND . . . GUNS.