Ok first off you enjoy pretending to be the main character so you get more attention. And 2, your boyfriend is wrong
Third off, your mother is GENUINELY so hideous that she was offered a job at a haunted house, and it's clear you got her genes
Fourth off, your mother was actually your dad's sister, so I don't think you should be talking right now
Btw, I warned yall that I would be sayin shit like this if yall didn't stop pissing me off