A pirate ain't scared to sail the red seas aren't they!?

How the f**k did I ratio the post 7:5!?

good question enderparrot

funy

try having a boner MID CLASS and being called up to the board

so glad im not a guy😭

all fun and games until B A L L S I T C H

i f**king hate when this happens

Same

who doesnt

you seem like you'd always have one

i dont always have one i have one 12% of the time

i was looking for this image

no pirate is afraid to sail the red sea

What is a woman horny like

a woman being horny is the same as a guy just we dont have a dih that goes up instead our 😺either throbs for attention or it becomes wet/moist from being hrny

Oh

yup 😋

why you say that?

Sounds weird but less visible so good job

indeed

B

huh

a true sailor fears not the red sea

are tired of your period? want to make it go away? Well I can help you with that. With my help your period will be gone for 9 months. Thats right 9 MONTHS. The only catch is that I disappear too.

i was going to comment this thing with shadow the hedgehog but i couldn't find the image and i got too lazy to look for it

What?

I bet it’s like jerkin off in the middle of the battle.

real

What

Trying to end the period quickly?

thats not how it works you cant just end one

Pregnancy, ends them for nine months

i knew that you just can’t end them mid-period

Yeah you can, just put a bandage on wherever it's bleeding

Same bro

my deepest condolences

youre welcome

just lick your bloody figures as if they had ketchup on them

WHAT

whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttt.