"We kidnap the band in Detroit, keep them in their hotel room, and have the fake Kiss take the stage."; "Okay, Marty, here's the plan . . ."; They play the first three notes of 'Strutter,' stop, and throw their instruments aside."; "We go back to 1975 and recruit four guys to dress up as Kiss . . .."; ". . . that kids all across America drop them like a hot potato . . ."; "Then they do Indian war chants, someone brings out a dessert cart and they start pieing each other."; ". . . and they don't become Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees or Kennedy Center recipients!"; "Maybe they squirt each other with Reddi Wip. They give such a bad show . . ."
