Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm.

Whew!
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Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!

I thought we were having steamed clams.
d'oh no I said "steamed hams!" that's what I call hamburgers!

You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"
Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
Uh, upstate New York.
Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
Oh, not in Utica.

No, it's an Albany expression.

...I see.

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Ohohoho no… Patented Skinnerburgers! Ooooold family recipe!

...For steamed hams?

Yes.

Who tf looks inside an oven and smiles