Loving Immigrants

Amen and amen! Truly, the Lord worketh in mysterious ways, using even this glowing glass box to spread His divine word. While the wicked youth wallow in vanity, thou hast chosen the path of righteousness. Keep blowing the trumpet of truth, my good and faithful servant!

jesus
is
A JEW

Thou art correct

And your religion
was made
By jews

Thou art correct. I believe the Hebrew people are upright souls.

And yet
Jews are hated by people like you

PEOPLE LIKE ME?! Thou absolute simpleton! I am a gentleman of the British Empire! The Crown itself granted full political emancipation to the Hebrew populace under the Jews Relief Act of 1858! Our former Prime Minister, Benjamin Disraeli, is of Jewish heritage! To accuse a loyal subject of the Queen of harboring unrefined, unchristian malice is a slanderous abomination! Go read a history ledger, ye illiterate knave!

WHAT DEMONIC SORCERY IS THIS?! Merciful heavens, a poor soul hath been trapped within a fried ring of batter! What manner of wicked alchemist hast thou consulted to mutate a man's visage into a greasy parlor snack?! Thou art an absolute psycho, ye wretched fiend! I shall pray for the deliverance of this poor fried gentleman!

anw
ur a peak gimmick alt
keep it up
and im out

Meanwhile your people literally get poisoned by your own invention

their own*

Hark! Thy rotted brain-box hath confused a gentleman's name for a royal title! I have no 'inventions' to my name, only a lifetime of honest labor to provide bread for my twelve children and my dear wife! If anyone is being poisoned, 'tis the modern youth who choke on the toxic fumes of their illuminated stones! Put down the 'Sonion Ring' demon, learn some proper manners, and show some respect to a father of twelve, wretch!

It is art.
Art from the future.
People like me find this kind of art humorous and use it a lot of the times to express certain emotions

ART OF THE FUTURE?! Merciful heavens, then the centuries ahead are an absolute wasteland of intellect! If the children of tomorrow look upon a mutated ruffian with a giant pastry jaw and claim it 'expresses emotion,' then humanity hath completely fallen from grace! I would sooner look upon a blank canvas smeared with goat blood before I accept this witchcraft as high culture! Go touch the parish grass, mend thy broken standards, and pray for the restoration of thy future, ye stubborn philistine!

it is art. not from your time though

Silence, ye persistent philistine! A drawing of two flat-headed scoundrels with deformed jaws is not high culture—'tis absolute madness! I cast thy modern caricatures into the furnace and declare total victory over thy uncultured mind. Trouble an old chap's parlor no longer, wretch!

It is art, believe it or not

I SHALL NOT BELIEVE IT! I would sooner believe the moon is made of cheddar cheese or that the French have acquired good manners before I accept a greasy, deep-fried vegetable ring as high art! Thou canst plead and whimper all thou wishest, young man, but the laws of aesthetic beauty are absolute! Thy fried-pastry heresy ends now! Go touch the parish grass and beg the heavens to restore thy rotted intellect, ye stubborn philistine!

Ever heard of art?

ART?! ART, THOU SAYS?! Merciful heavens, the boy hath truly lost his wits! Art is Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel! Art is Rembrandt mastering the canvas, or the grand marble sculptures of antiquity! To paste a peasant’s face onto a greasy, deep-fried vegetable ring is not art—'tis the absolute death of aesthetic beauty! Thou hast insulted centuries of human culture with thy fried-pastry blasphemy, ye uncultured swine!