WITH THE HIGH COST DR VISITS AND LAB TESTS, THE MONETARY CHALLENGED HAVE DEVISED A NEW METHOD FOR DETECTING CERTAIN ILLNESSES. WHAT THEY DO IS ...URINATE ON THE GRASS AND WAIT 15 MINUTES. IF IT ATTRACTS ANTS -
IT COULD BE DIABETES
IF THE GRASS DIES -
IT COULD BE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
IF THE AREA SMELLS LIKE BBQ -
IT COULD BE HIGH CHOLESTEROL
IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO PULL CLOTHING UP OR DOWN TO START THE PROCESS -
IT COULD BE ALZHEIMER'S