"It's tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeeee!" - Eggy, apparently

My family has already decorated
I kind of wanted to wait but oh well

Perish

She looks tired of his shit

THE AGE OF CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS BEFORE THANKSGIVING HAS ENDED! NO MORE SANTA IN NOVEMBER! FOLLOW ME, AND WE'LL KEEP MARIAH CARREY AWAY FOR ABOUT MONTH! GOBBLE UP!!!!!!!

Eggy: I honestly wish I could, but last year I tried to do that and I missed a couple solar systems worth of kids and had to do a second run...

Data: I'm just glad he waited until after Halloween. You can't disrespect spooky month with this filth.

Eggy: don't get me wrong, Halloween is me favorite holiday. I actually have to get to work because I'm... well, literally Santa.

Omeletta: Yeah. He was preparing for Halloween since August.

Data: ... Just curveball after curveball. Since when are you santa!?

Eggy: since like, 2 years ago. The first year I began working in secret so I could suprise you guys, the second I waited until December to work and I missed multiple solar systems of kids and had to do a second run.

I took the job because the old guy, Nickolas, finally retired after doing the job a millennium because he couldn't do it anymore.