Are you worried about impending doom? Those chuddy groypers got you filled with gloom? But dont you fear, there's a hero in the thread, the thread, the thread! He's stinking up the catalogue in the interest of sargent braphog! It's the gassy warrior! Hear his mighty battle cry! Tra la laaaa! Incredible! Hey, watch out chud! Gassy! He's a spandex-clad stud! Na na na na na, gassy gemerald, yeah yeah yeah! "This thread needs a hero!" incredible! He's bouncing up and down! Gassy! On his 'ildo cross town! Na na na na na, gassy gemerald, yeah yeah yeah!
