CONSERVATIVES: HEY TERRORISTS! HOW DID THE ATTACK ON LAW ENFORCEMENT GO? CONSERVATIVES: NAH REALLY? I GUESS WE'RE THE SMARTER GROUP BECAUSE WE "CONSERVE" OUR THOUGHTS FOR OURSELVES AND LISTEN TO AUTHORITY. AFTER ALL, THE PRESIDENT IS A GOD. LIBERALS; LIBERALS: THEY ATTACKED US, WE DIDN'T ATTACK THEM.