Oh shi- someone’s on fire!!!!!!

"hello beauties and gentlebeauties today we are reporting live on the battlefield of ww3-"

“There is a bunch’s drama on park avenue and as you can see, the monster kid is gonna go bankrupt

"hello beauties and gentlebeuties welcome to monopoly!" *You are crying, it's a f**king game and they went all out.* "We can see that the lead of the royal guard went bankrupt! With her girlfriend making fun of her. The flower is in jail, and the old queen is winning! As for me? I got out just after the short bone man (he got out immediately) the tall bone man just got out, and the king got out a couple minutes ago!"

"hello beauties and gentlebeauties welcome to monopoly!"*you are crying*We can see that undyne is bankrupt!"With alphys sneezing for no reason!"Flowey is in jail with annoying dog on top of jail!"
toriel is winning!"sans got out of jail, then then stood on toriels thingy on her chair!"and asgore is out of jail!"

SO true.